THE FAMILY MEETING. AN INTERVENTION.
NOV 13 - 14 | HOUSTON, TX.
There’s a mark on that bitch - the version of you who can’t break an income level, raise her prices, or let a room feel her raw power.
You've built the business. Built a reputation. Raised the kids. Earned the degrees. Made your own fucking money. You've survived shit that would've taken other people completely out.
And you have the audacity to STILL want more money and power.
Because that means freedom. It means getting more LIFE out of the short time we get on this beautiful rock we call home.
And girl... You deserve more! But you can’t get it while you’re watering down everything that makes you magnetic. When you water down your opinions like that, when you hide your TRUE bad bitch personality, when you refuse to take control because of what people might think?
You’re cockblocking your own game.
Because there are people that are going to respond negatively when you drop that boring ass, professional, vanilla, inoffensive persona you’re showing the public.
What’s more? That shit is costing you money. If nobody’s objecting to you, baby I say this with love: nobody is remembering your ass either.
So no, you don't need another fucking strategy. Go see a business coach for that. At some point, you need an intervention on the woman who is the common denominator behind everything that didn’t work so far.
In case this isn’t clear: I’m not about to turn you into somebody you're not.
That’s why I called The Family Meeting... to unleash the woman who's already fucking there.
ACCEPT THE GODMOTHER'S INVITATION
Fuck that. We'll have good food, good conversation, laughter, sisterhood with a whole room of established women like you.
I want you to look around that table Friday night and realize...
Oh shit. I think I just found my people!
Welcome to the Family.
The Good Girl.
We're Taking Her Out.
Yeah, she got you pretty fucking far. She taught you how to be responsible. Accomplished. Dependable. How to handle your shit.
But she also taught you how to water yourself down enough so people can swallow you. How to 'read the room' so you could blend in, play nice, keep the peace. Bite your tongue. Stop before you make anybody uncomfortable.
And you got really fucking good at it, right?
It made you money, built you a completely different life, helped you break generational cycles in your family... listen, that bitch did a LOT for you.
But when you're the first in your family to do it... You learn to achieve success without making anyone feel uncomfortable.
But now you want MORE.
We’re taking her out. We have to go back to everything you’ve been editing out, everything about you that you ignored, left behind, and tried to hide.
THAT’S the bitch who’s taking you where you’re going next.
So Friday night at The Sit-Down...
we're putting a hit out on that bitch.
And here’s the thing. I know what it looks like to be smart, ambitious and capable as hell and STILL tolerate shit you have absolutely no business tolerating. I have let my parents, my ex-husband... Hell, I even let coaches I've hired convince me to act like their opinion of me is true, when it fucking isn't.
I have BEEN the problem-solver, been the one everyone turns to and been resentful for staying in a situation only I was keeping myself in, even though I knew things needed to change… and still put that shit off.
And I know what it's like to be powerful as fuck and STILL try and tone myself down, act like a Good Girl in ways you don't even recognize, because you were just taught this is what love looks like. Call it loyalty, respect, responsibility, being a good mom/daughter/sister/whatever the fuck.
And I know what it’s like to be powerful as fuck and STILL be a Good Girl in ways you don’t even recognize. Because you don’t call it being a Good Girl. You call it love. Loyalty. Respect. Responsibility. Being a good mom. “That’s just who I am.”
Baby, I’ve had to put a hit out on that bitch in my own life more than once.
I had to put a hit out on that bitch in my own life more than once.
And every time I stopped suppressing the real me, my life got bigger. My business, my money, my power. It all got bigger.
So no, I'm not bringing you to Houston to make you like me. And I damn sure won’t be on some fucking pedestal.
I want to see what the fuck happens when YOU stop suppressing the most powerful parts of YOU.
Because you don’t need another woman telling you how powerful you are. You already know that.
Instead, I’m the Godmother who looks you dead in your face and shows you exactly where you're still pretending.
That’s why I called the Family Meeting.
I'm not teaching, you're not taking notes.
This your real life - business, decisions, relationships, all the bullshit that makes your day to day - and looking at it real close.
YOUR IDENTITY
We’re taking all those parts of you that make other people uncomfortable, every place you’ve been making yourself smaller, and saying ‘fuck it, this is who I am for real. Love me or don’t, I’m not who you thought - and I never was.’
YOUR MONEY + SALES
You want more money. Good! Now we're gonna look at how you're trying to create it. Overgiving? Overworking? Begging for crumbs instead of demanding what you’re worth? Hah! Not any more! A bad bitch KNOWS what she's worth, says it once, and waits. That's not sales, that's real seduction and the most powerful skill you'll ever learn.
YOUR LEADERSHIP
You might be the woman who can handle everything, but does that mean you should? A bitch in her power is not rescuing, enabling, avoiding difficult conversations, refusing support, or taking responsibility for shit that was never hers. Real leadership starts with the energy you walk into a room with. Good Girl convinced you sexy and powerful don't play nice with ‘being professional’. Nuh-uh! Grown-ass-woman sexuality - that Bad Bitch energy - is what gets you ALL the way where you're going.
HOT SEATS
Bring the real shit, that decision you keep avoiding. The problem you can't seem to solve. The place you know something has to change. Put it on the table and let's fucking deal with it.
AND BABY,
WE’RE GETTING RECEIPTS..
You’re not leaving Houston without proof of the bad bitch who has been inside you all along.
So you're stepping in front of the camera, and baby, I don't gatekeep the people who make me look this fucking good.
COMING WITH ME TO HOUSTON IS:
AMANDA SWIGER
LUXURY VISUAL ARTIST
A cute headshot is NOT what you need and I don't do cute or boring. I will showcase your power so fully, that every excuse you've ever had will evaporate, permanently.
Creating this Family Meeting with Linda (The Godmother) has been a masterclass in embodied power, moving women like you to sit at this table and to change the world.
I am so excited to be part of this Family Meeting and give you just a taste of what it's like to have visuals built around your new identity.
The Godmother Keeps Receipts
Autumn K., Fitness Trainer
“I was earning $27k a year as a personal trainer. In four months working with Linda, I made $120k.
But the biggest change wasn’t the money, it was me. Linda helped me see where my identity was keeping me operating like the woman who made $27K a year, even though I was capable of so much more. I make completely different decisions now because I’m a completely different woman. My business changed because I did.”
Madhura J., Speaker & Coach
“I’ve worked with Linda on and off for years. I had my first six-figure year with her, and then, after losing my husband and putting my business on the back burner, when I was ready to come back, I came back to Linda.
Since then, I’ve closed my first $17K and $15K sales, launched my speaking business, traveled internationally to speak, and I’m showing up more than I ever have before.
I’ve worked with plenty of coaches, and nobody compares to Linda. I tell her all the time, ‘I can’t stop singing your praises.’ I’m not just building differently. I’m a different woman.”
Estela T., RE Investor & Sales
“After losing my only daughter in a car accident, I was struggling with depression and on food stamps. I called Discover, got my credit limit increased and used it to hire Linda.
I went on to have my first six-figure year in real estate in 20 years, became a listing agent, closed million-dollar deals, bought two investment properties and lost 60 pounds.
Her coaching didn't just change me. It spilled over into how I raised my son. She helped me break generational cycles and I will forever be grateful for the woman I've become.”
Savannah J., Music Facilitator
“I worked with coaches and invested in programs, but I still wasn’t getting the results I knew I was capable of. I had made $54,000 in the entire year before I started working with Linda.
Within four months of working I closed $140,000 in sales - including creating and selling my first $30,000 offer.
The difference wasn’t strategy: Linda changed the way I see myself, what I believe I am capable of and the decisions I am willing to make. My income changed because I did.”
The Godmother's Invitation
$2,100
Your private invitation to take your seat at the table with the Godmother.
ACCEPT THE GODMOTHER'S INVITATIONConsigliere Appointment (VIP Day)
$7,500 SOLD OUT
Everything At The Family Meeting, (A $15K value) PLUS:
SOLD OUTSO WHAT NOW?
If you just read this page, you’re starting to recognize all the ways the Good Girl has been running shit. Don't hand her this fucking decision too.
You already know how that goes: she's gonna overthink it. Tell you the timing isn't right. Remind you of everything else you could spend the money on.
Convince you there are things you need to handle first.
She’ll tell you “Maybe later. Maybe next time.”
If you can hear her doing that shit while reading an entire page about putting a hit out on her...
I think I've made my fucking point.
You already know if you belong at this table.
The Family Meeting is November 13–14 in Houston.
The Family Meeting is
November 13–14 in Houston.
There are only 10 seats left at the table.
If one of them is yours, you better claim it.
Who is this for?
Can I stay at the hotel?
How many people will be at this event
What should I wear?
What is the closest airport?
Tell Me More About The Consigliere Appointment.
Are flights and hotel included?
What if I buy a ticket and can't make it?
What time should I arrive / when does everything end?
I’m successful. How do I know I actually need this?
YOU’VE BEEN SUMMONED TO THE FAMILY MEETING.
I'm not interested in the politically correct, professional version of you who says, "I understand," when what she really means is, "This is some bullshit." Who plays a whole scenario in her head about what somebody might think, then changes what she was going to do based on a conversation that never fucking happened.
Bring her to Houston - we have a mark on her and you will leave that bitch behind after our Friday night Sit Down.
We're gonna talk about the shit that successful women - who are used to being in charge - sometimes don’t even admit to themselves. Like, maybe you don't even like the life you worked this fucking hard to build.
Or how you can love somebody and still be sick of their shit. How you’re grateful as hell AND want something completely different. You can be proud of everything you've accomplished and still privately wonder, "Is this really fucking it?"
We're gonna say the shit we’re not supposed to. Admit the shit that doesn't feel good to say. Laugh at our own bullshit. And tell the truth about what we want now.
Nothing is off the fucking table.
I'm not promising you’ll go home with your entire life figured out.
It’s actually a lot more powerful: you’ll see shit you can’t unsee.
And once you see the bad bitch you truly are, there’s nothing to ‘become’, only a quick, clean hit and what you STOP suppressing. It’s ‘goodbye, good girl’.
Consider this your summons.
The Family Meeting is called, your presence is required, I’ll see you in Houston.
With love,
The Godmother
CLAIM YOUR SEAT
